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Blue Dozen Design fires white hot design from their fingers. If you cut them, out comes tiny dragons, pixels, India ink and designola. Just bring them coffee and slowly back away.

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Internet Marketing

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InglesBräu – Column 4

After a failed attempt at going left-to-right and drink the beer in that order, we’ve moved on to the right side. So far, the offering seems better – but I’m scared to death of “Kinky.” IT’S NEON BLUE. But – this week, we have a couple of pleasant surprises and a few head-scratchers. Beer from Greenville? Crazy…

InglesBräu – Column 3

All right – we’re kind of done with the left side of the cooler. I swear – if I have to drink one more freaking Highland crap (crapft?) brew or a Leinenkugel ANYTHING, I’m going to need to start drinking scotch to keep me from doing something rash, sans clothes, up and down Haywood Road.

InglesBräu – Column 2

Yeah, I know we said we’d go through ALL the beer in Ingles, but I swear to God – I couldn’t bring myself to waste the time, calories and blogging power on a frigging Corona Light. The regular Corona was so bad that I figured light cat piss can’t be any better than regular, full-flavored cat piss. So, we passed on that one. We DID, however, drink a few beers…

Your Business Isn’t Properly Listed on Google, and Your Google Plus Page is Literally ON FIRE!

I get these calls 4-5 times every damned day. “This is your Google Local Specialist, and we noticed that you haven’t claimed your Google listing,” or “We’ve discovered some problems with your website, and your Google listing is in danger.” Really? Odd that I’ve not noticed, and that our site is still doing pretty damned well in searches. Is it worth the panic? No…

Where’s My Coffee, Steve?

Ever wanted to be served a steaming hot cup of cat poop coffee by an icon of the music industry? Well, I have. I’m a weirdo – but, I digress. The legendary Steve Albini brews up some kopi luwak, and I get my fix of noise rock. It beats a real job…