Hey guys, Master Procrastinator here. I haven’t made a blog post in a long time. Why, you ask?
I’d like to actually have a job and not be a lazy teenager with no hope of a future, so I decided I’d write about something that I’m pretty knowledgeable about: stupid people on the Internet.
Now, I spend a lot of time in the YouTube comments section. Probably too much time. But whatever. I’m a 13-year-old teen born in the 21st century. What else am I going to do to spend my time?
Anyways, in all my time in the comments, I’ve picked up on a lot of really, really stupid stereotypes. I swear that 80% of people fall under one of these categories, at least if they’re in the comments section.
I’m here to discuss every stereotype I’ve seen. Stick around. You have no other option.
The first stereotype is the Minecraft kid. You usually see these guys in the comments of Minecraft gameplays (because God knows we need more of those). They usually use 2nd grade grammar, have generic
Minecraft profile pictures, and never use the correct form of your/you’re. They also tend to attack you if you have a differing opinion, because this is the Internet! We’re all a hivemind!
The second stereotype is the memelord. They tend to have Doge/Pepe profile pictures and use stale memes in all their comments, one way or another. They’re literally everywhere. If the video has over 1,000
views, you’re sure to find at least two of these people. Ain’t nobody got time for these guys! ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)…(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞…Nobody…? Okay…
Another stereotype I’ve noticed a lot is the Minecraft kid (but much worse). These are a lot like Minecraft kiddies, but they use a lot of racial slurs, edgy swear words, and offensive statements in their comments.
They usually don’t know what any of it means but they use it too look really edgy and “cool”. They actually tend to have more generic profile pictures then the regular Minecraft kids. These guys are cancerous.
The final stereotype I’ll be talking about today is the PewDiePie fanboy/fangirl. This is the worst out of all of them in my opinion. These are the people that go around hating on everyone that “copies
PewDiePie” by playing games on YouTube. They usually use “brofist” in their comments as well as refering to all the fans of PewDiePie as bros. They’re unbearably annoying. I seriously cannot deal with these
That’s pretty much it. If you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go sleep for the next couple weeks.